1.BONEHEAD |
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2.BONIO Dog related. |
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3.CLARKSON |
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4.KEITH
(Flint) At Lesley's barbeque he requested we call him this. |
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5.OUTDOOR
BILLING |
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6.JIF Household cleaner related. See 7. |
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7.VIM |
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8.VIN An old one this. Based on Mark's short "Vinny Jones" style haircut. |
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9.JETHRO |
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10.PAUL
STEWART Similar hairstyle at one stage. |
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11.RUPERT Even his mum's at it! |
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12.LABRADOR More dog related fun! |
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13.MARK
STOBART Based on Mark's love of the Cumbrian haulier. |
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15.SOFTLAN See 6 & 7. |
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16.GAYLORD Warren called him this once... we laughed. |
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17.MR ING Poor I know but used nonetheless. Sort of Bill Ing. Also see http://www.nihonkiin.or.jp/kishihp/shigeno/200006-e.htm for more Mr Ing related fun! |
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18.THE
UNDERTAKER Fuck knows! |
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19.HALE & PACE | |
20.GINSTERS Pasty, Panda pops and badminton related. |
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21.TARZAN We really were taking the piss with this one. |
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22.UNGOWA A variant on 21. |
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23.MR
DOGSHIT Pat trying to scare Mark in a message. We like it though, as it suits him! |
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24.LOVEABLE
IDIOT One of Derek's I'm afraid! |
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25.ERASMUS Our personal favourite. We'll 'endeavour' to think of others. |
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26.JAR JAR How we remember the big cardboard cut outs in Pizza Hut! |
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27.SPILLING
BILLING Bleauugh!! |
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28.MAN AT
CCC Camping related and play on "man at C&A" slogan. |
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29.MAN
AT MILLETS See 28. |
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30.CHRIS
BONNINGTON That bloody mountaineering jacket! |
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31.BILLONE Del's Italian pronunciation of surname... Throw in a Marco for extra value. |
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32.FRANK
SINATRA
See 27. Smell of sick kept making comebacks weeks after the event. |
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33.MOOSE
HUNTER Based on Mark's pursuit of rough looking women! |
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34.MOST
DISTURBED PERSON Not necessarily a nickname but worth a mention. |
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35.PHIL
MITCHELL He played him at an OLS awayday. |
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36.GREETINGS
& SALUTATIONS Not so much a nickname as an expression. |
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37.SHEMP Shemp Howard of The Three Stooges. Comedy idiot. |
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38.INGOLDMELLS No idea! |
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39.MARINE
BOY Mark will one day swim with his dolphin pals. |
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40.AQUAPARK Errm... See 39. |
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41.CIRCUS BOY Dry land version of 39 & 40. |
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42.ZUT ALORS Reference to Mark’s French lessons.
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43.THE DECOY As named by Bill McCartney at the bar in Wetherspoons. |
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44.CIF Lever Brothers worldwide name for Jif. See 6. |
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45.JEFF
LARDBURGER Big Breakfast related Buster variant. |
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46.BUSTER Buster Bloodvessel related fat insult. Also Buster Brown. |
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47.THE TRURO
TIT Ultra-childish type of thing we can get away with when we’re 350 miles away. |
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48.THE
FALMOUTH FART See 47. |
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49.MARANGONI In honour of Claudio Marangoni, Sunderland’s 80’s Argentinean international with the lopsided head. Pic will have to do until I can get hold of Pat's Pannini annual to scan it in. |
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50.SUPER WOMBLE | |
51.GOLD TOP In honour of a near death experience with milk float near Sheffield Arms. |
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52.BIG
CORNWALL Mark’s Spy alter ego. Alternates as a pub quiz team name. |
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53.BALL BOY
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54.FLIP FLOP Patronising footwear related name. |
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55.KING GONK See 50. |
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56.HUMAN DOG
WHISTLE Tribute to the high-pitched squeals of excitement. |
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57.GOODNIGHT
MR TOM A nickname to replace the late Inspector Morse. It never really caught on... perhaps it will now? |
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58.L’AGGRESSION Mark’s year 2000 Mr Nasty phase. Seldom seen since. |
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59.EURO BILLING | |
60.GARCON No reasonable explanation other than it was said it to him based on his need to learn French. |
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61.COGNOSCENTI Mark & his Dad – The Cuban Boys. Dad taking role of Intelligentsia. |
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62.MARKUSS What's better than a picture of another Markuss? This one's from Sweden...! |
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63.CITY
CYRIL A tribute to Sheffield's favourite 70s tramp. |
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64.SNACK
STOP Mark loves his junk food and plenty of it. |
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65.CAPES The great budgie fancier himself appeared in an advert for 64. |
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66.JEROME | |
67.AL JOLSON | |
68.BERT Mary Poppins chimney sweep related. |
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69.RAMSBOTTOM Tenuous Sooty (Soot) link. Might not be the original Ramsbottom (right), but the new one... he'll just have to do! |
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70.YARDIE
B More Fireplace blackface jibes. |
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71.PEE-WEE | |
72.DRUMMER In honour of John Stalker’s dog... Come on Mark, you've made your point! See the ad for yourself, click here. |
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73.MICHELLE | |
74.LIBS |
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75.REGGIE | |
76.SCRUMPY
JACK
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77.BARGAIN
BUCKET |
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78.EARS |
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79.MARK MOUSE |
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80.BUSHWACKER |
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81.FUDGE
PACKER |
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82.POT
NOODLE |
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83.POT BELLY |
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84.VERANDA
BOY
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85.ASHLEY
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86.SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS Who live in a pineapple next to the sea? Spongebob Billing! |
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87.MR SHITFACE |
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88.UNLEADED |
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89.STERN
BILLING |
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90.PRITCHETT |
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91.BELL
END |
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92.EL HIJO
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93.MR JUICY A placebo member of the Cornish based funk outfit. |
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94.KERMIT
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95.GLENFIDDICH
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96.KAISER Kaiser Bill(ing). |
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97.THE
KING |
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98.TFM |
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99.MR
PECKHAM |
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100.LOGAN |
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101.CHEF |
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102.SUPER
JANNER
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103.HAMLET |
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104.JACKIE
MASON |
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105.MAURICE | |
106.FUNKAPOLITAN |
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107.LIONEL |
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108.THE
REVERAND |
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109.SCAMP |
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110.BABES
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111.BADLY
OVERDRAWN BOY
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111.KLAMMER |
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112.VITALITE |
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113.DUM
DUM A new one from Derek... Quote - "If Duff is gonna be Touche Turtle, you'll have to be the sidekick Vin; a loveable idiot type dog if I recall, called Dum Dum." |
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114.CORNISH
KNOCKER |
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115.CAPTAIN
BILLINGS A character from "Greystoke - The Legend of Tarzan". played by Richard Griffiths. |
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115.THE
MESSAGE The new name for "Mr Juicy". |
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116.BOATSWAIN "Shiver me timbers, me hearties!", said Boatswain Billing... |
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117.FATHER
DOUGAL How the hell did we ever miss this one off the list??? |
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118.JOLLY
RANCHER Can't remember why, but it fits! Love the picture too, very "Mark" indeed. |
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119.LITTLE
MARK Purile nickname made up in a two minute conversation between Pat and Dom... the pic is of Aussie actor\comedian, Mark Little... well, it's near enough! |